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On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with a well known therapist who was rumoured to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.

The husband made an appointment and saw the therapist. He was given a potion and, with a serious look on his face, the quack said, "This is powerful medicine. You take only teaspoonful, and then say: ‘1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

The man thanked the therapist, and as he walked away, he turned and asked: "How do I stop the medicine from working?"   "Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said:
"1-2-3" .  Immediately, he was the manliest of men. 

His wife was also excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for ?" 

And that is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.