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𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙛𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙧 | Netherlands | #php #javascript #C #iOS | 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 of 𝘄𝗲𝗯 & 𝗺𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘀
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Completely synergize resource taxing relationships via premier niche markets. Professionally cultivate one-to-one customer service with robust ideas. Dynamically innovate resource-leveling customer service for state of the art customer service.

Objectively innovate empowered manufactured products whereas parallel platforms. Holisticly predominate extensible testing procedures for reliable supply chains. Dramatically engage top-line web services vis-a-vis cutting-edge deliverables.

Proactively envisioned multimedia based expertise and cross-media growth strategies. Seamlessly visualize quality intellectual capital without superior collaboration and idea-sharing. Holistically pontificate installed base portals after maintainable products.

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@ludolphus the website part is borked
@phoneboy I know, have to update that part still..
@phoneboy longpost links work now. Quick first version
@ludolphus this is outrageously accurate! Is it hand-crafted, or is there a generator that could make more of these?
@ludolphus ah, great! It's an "ipsum", so it is deterministic and it eventually loops, but awesome enough that nobody will care ;-)
@ludolphus not bad for a first version
@schmidt_fu @ludolphus Try this one, it has pics as well. http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/
@ludolphus for tomorrow: I found a blog entry of #codinghorror about #loremipsum - most of the links should still work:
https://blog.codinghorror.com/the-eternal-lorem-ipsum/
@peemee Saw that recently, it has positive energies ;-) @ludolphus