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Corporate Ipsum

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7 years ago

𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙛𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙧 | Netherlands | #php #javascript #C #iOS | 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 of 𝘄𝗲𝗯 & 𝗺𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘀
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Bring to the table win-win survival strategies to ensure proactive domination. At the end of the day, going forward, a new normal that has evolved from generation X is on the runway heading towards a streamlined cloud solution. User generated content in real-time will have multiple touchpoints for offshoring.

Capitalize on low hanging fruit to identify a ballpark value added activity to beta test. Override the digital divide with additional clickthroughs from DevOps. Nanotechnology immersion along the information highway will close the loop on focusing solely on the bottom line.

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Discussion

@PhoneBoy

@ludolphus the website part is borked

@phoneboy I know, have to update that part still..

@phoneboy longpost links work now. Quick first version

@ludolphus this is outrageously accurate! Is it hand-crafted, or is there a generator that could make more of these?

@schmidt_fu generator: http://www.cipsum.com

More corporate nonsense - http://chimpnut.nl/u/ludolphus/lp/14205 - #longpost

@ludolphus ah, great! It's an "ipsum", so it is deterministic and it eventually loops, but awesome enough that nobody will care ;-)

@schmidt_fu this one is also fun http://slipsum.com

@ludolphus not bad ;-)
But also:
http://spaceipsum.com

@PhoneBoy

@ludolphus not bad for a first version

@peemee

@schmidt_fu @ludolphus Try this one, it has pics as well. http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

@ludolphus for tomorrow: I found a blog entry of #codinghorror about #loremipsum - most of the links should still work:
https://blog.codinghorror.com/the-eternal-lorem-ipsum/

@peemee Saw that recently, it has positive energies ;-) @ludolphus

@peemee

@schmidt_fu @ludolphus Bacon ipsum https://baconipsum.com/?paras=1&type=meat-and-filler